One of our latest fetish sites is geared toward the smoking fetish. These girls have smoke laden voices and love to discuss anything about their dirty habit. These ladies are genuine smokers and won’t mind describing their favorite brands, their gestures, their habit, your fantasy, or even literally puffing away for you smoking perverts. The smoking fetish can cover a wide range from being a woman’s ashtray to oral sex while smoking. Sure, it’s a definite fetish and for those who enjoy it, they will be thrilled. It’s probably not for everyone… but let’s all admit that some women look damn good with a long cigarette in her hand while she’s naked. Would any guy really complain?

You can visit the site here: Smoking Fetish Phone Sex

Funny? True? What do you think?

You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither. - Steve Martin

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand. - Woody Allen

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy. - Tom Clancy

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful. - Jay Leno

The problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. - Robin Williams

Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please! --Austin Powers

A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
--Barbara Bush

All really great lovers are articulate, and verbal seduction is the surest road to actual seduction.
-- Marya Mannes

"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married." -- George Burns

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that -- sex for money costs less." -- Brendan Francis

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror. -- W. Somerset Maugham

Being in the business for many years now I’ve often wondered why some phone sex websites tend to use negativity toward the industry in their advertising. I often surf websites around because I need to keep up on our competition and what they are doing. I don’t select a site for any particular reason, I just click around. I saw a one girl site today for a BBW and she was extremely attractive as well as had a nice layout. But plastered all over it were statements that said… “I’m real but the other places/services are not”. Ok it wasn’t worded exactly in that way, I am summarizing it to give you the flavor of what it said.

Somehow the mentality becomes that in order to succeed I must slam my competitors. I don’t get that nor do I feel we have to do things that way. I know a little bit about advertising and marketing in other types of businesses. Sometimes you DO compare yourself to another product or service. However, uh… it shouldn’t be your only form of campaign. You’ve also got to state WHY you are different, better, cheaper, more trusted etc etc etc. In other words I think callers of phone sex need the full story, a well rounded ad so they can make an informed choice. A website, a product, or a service that can only use negativity to promote itself will most likely experience negativity… and so will the customer. Personally I prefer “positive” ad campaigns as a consumer, and as an advertiser myself. The attitude that a business puts out is what they get reflected back from other businesses and customers.

Now it is time for my shameless self promotion. Since the theme of this post is about “advertising” …. That’s what I’m gonna do. But let me do it in a positive manner!

Phone Sex at the Cum Dorm has been in business since 1998 and it’s a long standing website of ours. Our company and our first site Phone Sex Babes has been around since 1995. We’ve been in business for so long because we do it ethically. Even our competitors respect us, and it’s simply because we run a great service. Our customer service skills are advanced; our billing methods are precise and confidential. We’re convenient because you only have to go through our billing method once, and we store info to allow us to get you to your favorite phone sex girl right away. Your info is not handed out girl to girl, we keep only our professionally trained office staff in charge of it. We’ve got a wide variety of ladies of various ages, ethnic groups, sizes, and so forth. It allows you… a caller, to find either the right girl for you, or to bounce around with a different one all the time. And since our phone sex operators do not have any access to your personal information they can never invade your private life, or make demands upon it! We offer you the perfect one night stand without strings attached! We strive to offer quality over quantity.

So stop over to one of our many website and get great affordable phone sex with the added professionalism that you can trust!

If you look kinky up in the dictionary this is the definition: Slang for sexual activity that is considered to be outside from the norm.

• (used of sexual behavior) showing or appealing to bizarre or deviant tastes; "kinky sex"; "perverted practices"
• crisp: of hair in small tight curls
• far-out: informal terms; strikingly unconventional

Frankly reading the definition just warms me up more in my moist spots. Does it do that for you too? Kinky is almost always seen as "deviant tastes" as the above says. But why? Who defines what kinky REALLY is? Doesn't the couple... the people involved really define it? What may be kinky to one; may not be to another. Ok so you see the challenge now don't you? This is all leads to more shameless self promotion of the latest site I developed.... Kinky Calls. If you think you are freaky then you have seen nothing yet :) Our girls are soooo bad! There is no way to shock them, but that doesn't make them desensitized either. Nope, these are girls and women that really enjoy a heavy dose of kink in their day.

Hello there to my fellow phone sex enthusiasts! I wanted to introduce you all to my latest project.... Cuckold Phone Sex. The site is so new that I am not totally done with it, but I am sharing here for all of our horny fans. Obviously this is a niche site and not for every taste but I really feel confident that it will be popular. We've always provided cuckold fantasy calls anyway and now we've just got a site that simply represents that a bit better. Let me know what you think of it by dropping me a quick email. The link to do so is on the right column and all the way down.

Hi all... it's me Tiffany just wanting to share a tidbit of gossip. I recently redesigned a site called the Cum Dorm. You may want to check it out and talk to some dirty college babes! The site is pretty self explanatory and you'll find all the details you need on it! So if you have a fancy erection that craves some college girl pussy then you won't want to miss it!

Announcing the latest new slut on the block. Ivy is our latest addition and she does have one sexy sounding voice that is sure to make you melt in your hand. She's smart, cute, and extremely horny. She also told me that she does have a little bit of a submissive streak in her, but in my opinion that just makes her more of a man-pleaser!

Hello to all you horny surfers... the latest news event for me to report on is that I updated one our link sites Phone Sex Yellow Pages. I've expanded it a bit, and working on more. I even added a few free photos for nasty boys wanting something to stroke theick cock to. Maybe I'll add some more... I love to look at naked babes myself! Shoot me an email anytime and give me some feedback!

I must be crazy. Who cares? I have been a manager in the business for years now, but I have past experience in doing calls. Why do women take everything so damn personally? I have not read the book so I am not for certain it actually says this happens or if it was just this journalists take on the whole thing.

So since I am shameless when it comes to self promotion let me take this moment before I give you the article to do some. Our girls are cool with callers who hang up on them! They really won't cry and furthermore... they can NEVER EVER add anything on to your bill either! Our dispatchers handle ALL billing, they work from the office and they only charge you for the time on your call... there are no additional fees included. Our girls are never really shocked by kinky requests either. End of shameless self promotion :)

Ok here is this article I've been ranting my head off about. Sorry for that! I really feel badly and get iritated when the media represents the phone sex industry in a negative way! I love what I do, I work with ladies who love what they do... and I just have to defend it when I can :)

Former Porn Star Reveals Phone Sex Secrets

An article about a book that reveals all the kinky stuff about us phone sex operators. It's kind of an old story or old news now really. Obviously I feel every operator is different and this is just one woman's perspective... but hey an interesting read any way. This is just a brief news report about the book.. maybe you'll be interested!

Phone Sex Operators Actually Like their Jobs

Sex On The Phone Lyrics by E-rotic

Baby this is number one
And we'll have a lot of fun
Baby this is number two
And I tell you what to do
Baby this is number three
Feel my hand right on your knee
Baby baby just relax
Max will give you telephone sex

[1] Sex on the phone
I'm so alone
Some sex on the phone
I need it so
Okay - I do what you'll say - come on

[repeat 1]

[2] Gimme sex on the phone
So I can feel
Your sex on the phone is really real
Your touch - I want it so much
I want - sex on the phone
Just make me fly just make me cry
Just make me come and get me high

Baby this is number four
So just lie down on the floor
Baby this is number five
Make your fingers come alive
Baby this is number six
And I know you know the tricks
Don't want you to get perplexed
Just enjoy the telephone sex

[repeat 1]
[repeat 2]