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Funny Sex Quotes
Funny? True? What do you think?
You know "that look" women get
when they want sex? Me
neither. - Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you
don't have a good partner,
you'd better have
a good hand. - Woody Allen
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful,
natural, wholesome things
that money can
buy. - Tom Clancy
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just
need a place. - Billy Crystal
According to a new survey, women say they
feel more comfortable undressing
in front
of men than they do undressing
in front of
other women. They say that
women are too
judgmental, where, of course,
men are just
grateful. - Jay Leno
The problem is that God gives men a brain
and a penis, and only enough
blood to run
one at a time. - Robin
Williams
Name? Austin Danger Powers. Sex? Yes please!
--Austin Powers
A man might forget where he parks or where
he lives, but he never
forgets oral sex,
no matter how bad it is.
--Barbara Bush
All really great lovers are articulate, and
verbal seduction is the
surest road to actual
seduction.
-- Marya Mannes
"The big difference between sex for
money and sex for free
is that -- sex for
money costs less."
-- Brendan Francis
There is hardly anyone whose sexual life,
if it were broadcast, would
not fill the
world at large with surprise
and horror.
-- W. Somerset Maugham
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If you look kinky up in
the dictionary this
is the definition: Slang
for sexual activity
that is considered to be
outside from the
norm.
- (used of sexual behavior) showing or appealing
to bizarre or deviant
tastes; "kinky
sex"; perverted
practices"
- crisp: of hair in small tight curls
- far-out: informal terms; strikingly unconventional
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Frankly reading the definition just warms
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that for you too? Kinky is almost always
seen as "deviant tastes" as the
above says. But why? Who defines what kinky
REALLY is? Doesn't the couple... the people
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Sure, it’s a definite fetish and for those
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Phone Sex Advertisements
Being in the business for many years now
I’ve often wondered why some phone sex websites
tend to use negativity toward the industry
in their advertising. I often surf websites
around because I need to keep up on our competition
and what they are doing. I don’t select a
site for any particular reason, I just click
around. I saw a one girl site today for a
BBW and she was extremely attractive as well
as had a nice layout. But plastered all over
it were statements that said… “I’m real but
the other places/services are not”. Ok it
wasn’t worded exactly in that way, I am summarizing
it to give you the flavor of what it said.
Somehow the mentality becomes
that in order
to succeed I must slam
my competitors. I
don’t get that nor do I
feel we have to do
things that way. I know
a little bit about
advertising and marketing
in other types
of businesses. Sometimes
you DO compare yourself
to another product or service.
However, uh…
it shouldn’t be your only
form of campaign.
You’ve also got to state
WHY you are different,
better, cheaper, more trusted
etc etc etc.
In other words I think
callers of phone sex
need the full story, a
well rounded ad so
they can make an informed
choice. A website,
a product, or a service
that can only use
negativity to promote itself
will most likely
experience negativity…
and so will the customer.
Personally I prefer “positive”
ad campaigns
as a consumer, and as an
advertiser myself.
The attitude that a business
puts out is
what they get reflected
back from other businesses
and customers.
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Since the theme of this
post is about “advertising”
…. That’s what I’m gonna
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